Plans to take over Elon Musk’s Twitter continue to develop in an endearing way, the kind that sees the left biting their nails and perpetuating the anxious anger they seem to thrive on.
Musk’s latest promise of extreme work ethical expectations for Twitter employees must sound like a threat to eligible children who dream of subjectively restraining and suspending Twitter users from the comfort of their mothers well-appointed basements in between naps. and soy milk breaks.
So, expectations about the work ethic would be extreme, but far less than it requires of myself
– Elon Musk (@elonmusk) May 7, 2022
Thank goodness there are tweeters waiting to negotiate a compensation for hypothetical employees of hypothetical positions in the hypothetical future.
I assume the pay is EXTREME too?
I hope you don’t forget that while you slept in the Tesla factory you made $ 8.8 million an hour (average since 2018). Do you think the engineer who earns $ 80 / h should only sleep a few milliseconds at the factory?
– Robert Tieber (@FPRobber) May 7, 2022
In reality, though, who would want to work for a company that has standards for … working? Cultivating an environment of extreme work ethic sounds a bit biased, politically speaking. Not to mention that everyone generally opposed to hard work leans on the political left, but will Twitter suffer if it alienates resisters with heightened expectations?
This is what most staff members really fear.
– Larry O’Connor (@ LarryO’Connor) May 7, 2022
According to fortune, “The company presented the acquisition as a potential threat to its staffing capabilities in a SEC filing.” Fear not, Twitter executives, there are reports that interest in Twitter jobs is on the rise.
Some fun facts: With the announcement of acceptance of Elon Musk’s Twitter takeover offer, interest in Twitter jobs on Glassdoor increased by 263% last week (4 / 24-4 / 30), compared with at the baseline of March 2022.
– Daniel Zhao (@DanielBZhao) May 5, 2022
Elon Musk’s vision as the lord of Twitter seems to go beyond the resurrection of free speech for all and the deliberation of the platform. Musk could bring focus and drive to the company that will leave a lasting impact, however short his reign as CEO may be.
If the Twitter acquisition is completed, the company will be super focused on software engineering, design, infosec and server hardware. https://t.co/m2HseK0TXl
– Elon Musk (@elonmusk) May 6, 2022
Fans and curious viewers will continue to watch in amusement as Elon Musk shakes the Twitter plate and the agonizing left over the upcoming changes.
Come on now, a little hard work never hurts anyone.