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Glenn Beck knows why

If you live in America this week, you’ve probably asked yourself “why”? And if you are a normal American, you are doing it with a heavy heart and wondering if this country will ever take responsibility for itself enough to push back the gun lobby and finally stand up and say we would prefer our children. not being mowed down by bullets at school.

But of course, if you are a Republican politician or pundit, you are trying to literally find the answer to any other question besides those things, because if you ever looked down and really stared at the blood on your hands, if you ever experienced that kind of self-awareness. , you may never recover.

So here’s Glenn Beck. Are you a conservative Republican and are you trying to understand why? Listen to Glenn Beck. He knows why.


GLENN BECK: You know in the 60s, a guy could walk in and buy a gun and I mean a kid. I could have sent my son a note that said, “Hey, I want him to take this gun for me and a box of bullets.” And I’m not even sure if he needed the ticket.

The good old days?

PICK: So why didn’t the children kill everyone? I do not know.

Wonkette Correction: Glenn Beck doesn’t know why. Delete the blog post.

Oh wait, yes it does, restore, restore!

PICK: Because, no matter how sick we were, the system, the center held because there was something that united us with truth and decency. There is no more.

Glenn, where did it go?

PICK: All the problems of the world, all the problems of America, are not disconnected from each other. What the Fed did is directly related to the school.

Interest rates … that’s why mass shootings?

PICK: week? We are directly related to.

The week is why?

PICK: Hate? Tied directly to it. CRT, bathrooms that anyone can use, all of these things are all tied together.

People who go to the bathroom are why? Why is race theory critical?

PICK: They are not separate. And as long as you’re not willing to have that conversation, the rest is bullshit.

Everything else is shit! But the things Glenn mentioned are the reason. We have the feed and the bathroom and the critical theory of race and hatred. These are all why.

Glenn is right that a lot of the things he mentioned are related. (Interest rates are the outliers.) You see, by far the most politically motivated murders are busy by white male supremacists. All mass shootings are committed with guns, and this is obviously one of the “whys” Glenn doesn’t want to talk about, but when he starts complaining about “wakefulness” and “CRT” and how the potty is a dangerous area, the manufactured ones The outrages of mediocre losing white kids really motivate the mass murder of right-wing extremism.

Sure, Glenn probably doesn’t want us to talk about it, because of this week mass murder was not explicitly politically motivated as The past few weeks mass murder and many others. And that sucks, because Glenn is almost there when it comes to understanding why.

But once again, then, it is also the guns.

Because if a mass shooter is a big replacement theory shitting diapers that has been radicalized by the internet or by Tucker or whatever, or whether it’s someone who has become a sick fucking killer for some other reason, none of them would have been able to do it that easily if they hadn’t had such easy access to allllll theeeeeese fuuuuuuuucking guuuuuuuuuuns.

Yes, we know Glenn said in his day that your mom poured herself a bucket of scotch and took all the kids without seat belts to the shop at the bottom of the hill and said “Sonny! Come in and bring me a packet of Vantage. 100 and some liquor and five guns and a hundred bullets and a bunch of new underwear! ” And you did. Because you weren’t awake.

But Glenn is just stammering and can go fuck himself, so OPEN THREAD.

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